Sans twitch

My eye's stopped twitching. I was told it was a sign of high blood pressure. Dear me.

Life's a Twitch

It's been a helluva week. Last weekend was the annual festival for our clients so we were busy as bees (I killed one by accident...I was swatting it away with the paper and it kind of...died...I felt so bad...) My left eyelid's been twitching non stop for 2 days. It goes off every ten minutes. Like those annoying car alarms that go *Step away from the vehicle* everytime someone gets too close. I can't seem to stop it, and I don't know what's causing it. The search results I've had so far is:

1. If you're left eye twitches, then it's good luck. (Like when a bird sh*ts on you, it's good luck)
2. See your physician as this is a sign of a neurological disorder. (Okaaaaaaay)
3. It's nerve related or something. (I go for *or something*, I actually have a pet mouse in there and his nose keeps twitching)
4. I LOVE when my eyelid twitches. (Try having sex...)

My favorite so far is:

My eye twitches whenever I get a brilliant idea on how to dominate the world. Nice.

Long Live the Queen

I became a British citizen yesterday. Today, our ceiling is leaking. Hail the Queen.