To the old man shopping at Sainsbury's...thanks for making my day. I was pissed off today because my day off was cut short. Lyn called in sick and she was supposed to cover for me today so... I was in a very bad mood. Dark clouds hanging over the horizon and all that. I went grocery shopping and I was still miffed until... I walked past an OAP (old age pensioner is what the term they use for senior citizens) who was getting his groceries. Out of the blue he let out this tiny fart. Tiny but unmistakable. It made me laugh. It's great how you throw away your inhibitions as you get older. Or maybe it's just a bit harder to keep it all in. Hmmm...this is not the first time that I've been farted at publicly. Is it me? I was at Windsor Castle (no not formally, I bought a ticket just like everyone else) on tour with my cousin. We were looking for directions to the cathedral (my mind is not that clear on where we were going...I have a mind of a goldfish according to a lot of my friends...but that's another blog in itself.) Ok, I digress. Windsor castle...looking for the cathedral. I was walking towards the exit and looking at the map and then this guy just let out this almighty woop of a fart like you wouldn't believe. *Hey Sharon I think it's this...did-he-just-fart-in-front-of-my-face?!?!?!* I turned around and saw Sharon laughing hysterically. What else can you do right?
I stumbled across two blogs today. The other one was an offshoot of a blog. I think it got so much nasty comments that the author decided to open another one. Either you love it or you hate it. Most people would say the latter. I think it's brilliant. The concept is to make everyone hate you so that your site gets so much hits that it can take. To anyone who will go and satisfy their curiosities, tread carefully. It hits lots of nerves.
http://www.kantuterongatenista.blogspot.com
http://www.blurty.com/~caffeinerush
http://www.cofibean.blogspot.com
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