He assaulted me!

 
I was doing my weekend grocery shopping today, and there was a commotion at my local grocer. Apparently, a male pensioner threw a shopping basket over the head of this girl. So that was where I found them, by the potato section (where else!?), with the girl screaming bloody murder. *You assaulted me! This is assault! LOOK at me NOW!!! and apologize to me! You hit me over the head with that BASKET!* He very well may have hit her on the head with the basket, intentionally or not, I don't know. Anyway, the great big burly attendant finally pulled the screaming girl off the frail elderly man, and she got thrown out of the store. *HE assaulted ME!!! You should be throwing HIM out!* That should have been the end of that, but of course in this crazy wacky world of grocery shopping on a saturday afternoon... She ran back inside, grabbed a shopping cart, and rammed it in the man while he was backed up in a corner. So she kept on doing this, all the while screaming *I hope you die! I hope you die!* and then she walked out. Oh yeah, this woman...who was assaulted...was twice the size of me. And the man? he was half my size. What was so disturbing about the whole scene was that no one even bothered to help. Yeah...everyone just stood there and gawked. The man was alright by the way, he was surprised when I asked him if he was alright. He thanked me for *bothering to stop and ask an old pensioner to see if I'm alright.* And then he said...*I hope she doesn't go and abuse someone else.* And so my day of grocery shopping ends.