*Ring*
Me: Hello?
Prita: Hello, may I speak with the contract holder for this telephone landline please.
Me: Wha? Yes that's me.
Prita: Hi, my name is Prita Patel. Are you the contract holder for this telephone landline please? (It wasn't any less confusing the second time she said it)
Me: Yes I am.
Prita: Hello mam. I'm here to tell you that you can cut the cost of your landline rental down to 8 pounds. Can you believe it?
Me: No. *Click*
I should stop answering the phone.